*The threadmill*
PC and Mac on a treadmill. Mac starts sweating like crazy. PC is just a little winded. Mac starts pouring out sweat, then collapses and turns gray.
*Hey its iPod!*
PC sees Mac listening to an iPod. Pc tries to say something to Mac. PC starts yelling, Mac ignores him. So PC snatches the iPod from Mac "disconnecting" him without warning. Mac goes crazy and has an seizure on the floor. Tag line, "Macs don't like it when you disconnect their iPods."
*The little girl*
PC and Mac are standing there. Mac is going on about how user friendly and progressive it is. Just then a little kid runs in and tells PC, "Hey mister! I heard that guy is going to come out with an even better computer in one month.". Mac, then goes into a fit of rage and starts beating the little kid. PC has to pull him off the little girl and the cops come by to arrest Mac. It turns into an episode of cops, final scene: "That little bitch is going to get sued for telling people about our trade secrets! You watch! She's fucked!" Tag Line: "COPS: Silcon Valley"

